"Baby it's cold outside....come here and warm up next to my Kaloud Lotus"
This is guaranteed to work successfully every time! Well when we say every time, we mean like most times. You know like every other time. Okay maybe like in 10% of scenarios. If you say it really quietly. No no, like in a whisper. Maybe make sure only you can hear yourself. That might be better. Okay maybe don't use this line. Actually never use this line and forget about ever reading this post. Sigh, this deescalated very quickly.
FLARE PICK UP LINES
